Or something like that. The closest you'll find anyway. This IS EVE afterall, not My Little Pony's online.
Being a member of Evictus Alliance, we have plenty of PVP Content to offer every single day!
But don't mind, we have need for Indy pilots as well. There's plenty of ISK to be made keeping the combat pilots supplied!
So you like to shoot NPCs instead of other players? Well that's ok, but keep in mind you may have to come and defend the space from time to time!